The Pirate Smoking

The legend goes, that one day. The pirate smokers will smoke even more.

How to smoke like a pirate.

First, light your siggarete. Carefully, putt the siggarete in your mouth. If you are new to smoking, then you will need this first. If you allready have been smoking, you can skip this step.

1: Now, if your a newb at smoking the first thing you will need is a lighter and a pack of siggaretes.

2: Great job! Now that you have your pack of siggaretes, try putting one of them in your mouth.

3: Get the lighter ready. You have a siggarete in your mouth now and a lighter in your hand. Light the siggarete and breath in, however quickly breath out again so you wont actually get any of the lighter gass in your loungs.

4: Now that your siggarete is litt, take a deep breath, try saying "Apple Cake" while taking a deep breath.

5: Take your hand on the siggarete, and take it out.

6: Putt the siggarete back in your mouth when your ready to take another hit.

7: Repeat, take a hit from the smoke take the smoke out of your mouth, breath out. Repeat this until you are a licensed smoker.

Great! First times you smoke you will have what we call "Nico-Shock". You will feel a bit dizzy,sick,drunk whatever pleases your word of expersion.

Now over to the ones who wishes to become pirate smokers.

Step 1: Putt the siggarete in your mouth, light it like usualy.

2: However, you do NOT take the siggarete out. You leave it there. Try leaving it around your lips.

3: Breath in like usual. And breath out of your mouth, if you can't do this your either retarded or a new-born smoker.

4: If your really struggling with this, just breath out of your nose. Now try breathing out the smoke on the other side of the siggarete.

5: If you can do this right. Congratulations! You are now a pirate smoker!